Salami Is Salami

STEPHEN KING – I’m a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami.

DAVE NIEHAUS – Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it’s GRAND SALAMI TIME!

ART DONOVAN – The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

ALLAN SHERMAN – Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

MARIO BATALI – To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it’s actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami.

ERIC CARLE – On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. That night he had a stomach ache.

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