ALBERT EINSTEIN — What is time. for that matter, what is space?
Elvis Presley — I’m going to the bathroom to read.
DOROTHY PARKER — If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
ON OTHER PEOPLE: Their pooled emotions wouldn’t fill a teaspoon. You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
HENRY FORD — Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
SINGLE SAL — Wedding season has begun. How am I going to get through it?”