Rapid Rick Hot Dog Pimp

One night I wanted a good hot dog. I went all over town and couldn’t find one. So that’s when I realized that was my calling in life — to sell good hot dogs.

I’m not an entertainer. I don’t juggle. I’m here to serve great food at a reasonable price.

My hot dogs are better than any restaurant. I’ll put my product against anyone in town.

All the drunk people can be really frustrating, but I don’t let it bother me. You’re selling hot dogs outside a bar — you’re going to deal with drunk people.

File in, get liquored up, and come get a hot dog.

Rick Mallek Bowling Green, KT

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